WALL OF FAME
Tip $69 or more and your name goes up here and in the Sunday Edit. Pay double and we'll add your ex. Kidding. Mostly.
FAQ, BUT MAKE IT CHEEKY
Is this a donation?
It's a tip, like the one you'd leave a great bartender. We're a small business, so it's not tax-deductible.
Where does the money go?
Research dinners, gas for the sunset drives and keeping every guide free. Mostly mojitos.
Can I tip in stone crabs?
Legally, no. Emotionally, yes. Our DMs are open.
Why $69?
We don't make the rules. We just know you were going to click it.